Top 8 Reasons You Should Go to a Magic Show Tonight

1. Reality TV Boredom Antidote: Real magic beats watching another reality show rerun.
2. Potential Rabbit Sightings: For all you bunny enthusiasts out there!
3. You Might Get Hypnotized: And suddenly find yourself loving broccoli.
4. Learn How to Escape from a Straitjacket: You know, just in case.
5. The Closer to Magic, the Younger You Feel: Relive those childlike wonders!
6. Spot the Secret Assistant: Is it the person next to you? The suspense!
7. The Magician Might Make Your Parking Ticket Disappear: A long shot, but worth it.
8. Sleight of Hand is Better Than a Handshake: Especially in flu season.

Why only 8 reasons? There are millions of good ones. Post a few in the comments for a chance to win a secret discount code.